Happy birthday! Party hard, but not too hard — I hear hangovers get worse with age.
I suppose it’s too late to return you to sender, right? OK, I guess I’ll keep you! Happy birthday!
May all your birthday wishes come true — except the illegal ones. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the person who couldn’t wait to be an adult. How does it feel now?
I should be the one getting presents today. After all, I’m the one who gave you life! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re one in a melon.
Who said cake isn’t a food group? It is on your birthday — so, enjoy!
Congrats on another year of managing to keep yourself alive!
