You’re 70 today, Dad! But in dad years, you’re practically immortal.
You're my heart outside of my body. I hold you near and dear today and always. Happy birthday, son.
No matter where life takes you, you’ll always have my love and encouragement to guide you. Happy 18th birthday!
You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Happy birthday!
Cheers to 70 years of being the world’s coolest dad!
Congratulations to a wonderful friend and [his/her/their] new [husband/wife/spouse].
Happy Birthday to the girl who makes my life beautiful in every way. I love you endlessly.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy budget-friendly birthday!
Cake should be the only food we eat today! Remember, mothers always know best. Happy birthday, my sweet!
Here is a toast for all the charming experiences of the three past decades! Wish you luck, my dear friend! Happy Birthday!
70 looks good on you, Dad. Here’s to many more years of greatness!
Happy birthday to my extraordinary son. You are my greatest blessing.
As you celebrate another trip around the sun, don’t forget to count your blessings. Happy birthday, son!
Happy Birthday! Don’t worry, I saved the embarrassing baby photos for later.
Happy Birthday to my little girl who makes every day brighter. I love you more than words can express.
I have the most adorable mother in the world and can’t thank her enough for making me what I am today! All the best wishes to you for today and ever. Happy Birthday!
May all your birthday wishes come true — except the illegal ones. Happy birthday!
When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!
Your love and support have made me who I am.
I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back. Tucker Carlson
