I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Heres to another year of growth and making us all groan from your dad jokes. Happy Birthday!
I have a really good airplane joke I want to share, but I think it might go over your head… get it? I hope you have a great birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! May your dad jokes be as cringe-worthy as ever, and your barbecue skills be unmatched!
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so I guess that’s why I’m so darn funny! Thanks for the genes, Dad! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that socks and sandals are a fashion statement… or at least a statement!
Dad, you’re not old; you’re a classic! Have a vintage birthday filled with joy and laughter!
They say wisdom comes with age. Well, Dad, you must be the wisest person I know… or just the most experienced at napping!
Happy birthday, Dad! Here’s to another year of you pretending to understand technology!
Dad, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my superhero, just with a bit more dad jokes! Happy birthday!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music.
There’s no better role in life than being your dad. I’d do anything for you! Happy birthday, son!
As your mother, I know you’ve always looked up to me. But now as you mature into fatherhood, the tables have turned. It’s such a joy and privilege watching you raise your children. Happy birthday to the greatest dad and son!
Happy birthday, Dad! You taught me how to be tough and strong while also being compassionate. I am forever grateful.
Dad, you didn't always have the easiest go at things, yet you never failed to show up for the people around you. We are the luckiest family in the world.
Wishing the best dad a happy birthday! You taught me the value of hard work, honesty, generosity, and strong faith in God. Thank you.
Dad, you have always been the most present, involved, and committed father to my siblings and me. You never thought twice about going the extra mile, even when you were tired from a long day. Happy birthday! We love you so much.
Dad, when I look at you, I see the person I hope to become. The world is lucky to have you. Happy birthday!
Spelling my father out: Fierce. Adventurous. Thoughtful. Heroic. Emotional. Rad. Happy birthday, dad!
Many happy wishes to the best dad in the world! I am forever feeling blessed to be your child.
To my dad, my best friend—happy birthday. You have been someone's teacher, protector, and hero. That's a pretty darn impressive life.
A father can be a powerful force in a child's life, imparting strong values and generosity of spirit. I can say my own dad paved the way by example. Happy birthday, Dad, you deserve it.
Dad, you've had such an incredible life it's mind-blowing to be your child. You can count me among your many admirers.
Happy birthday to the dad who taught me how to think deeper, listen better, and love stronger.
Thank you for paving the way, making me patient and brave. Mostly, thank you for always being a safe place to land. Happy birthday, Dad.
Every birthday that passes, I realize just how much you did for me and this family. Thanks for being the best dad I could have asked for. Have the best day!
Happy birthday to my safety net. I know that I can rely on you always. I love you, Dad.
To my favorite superhero: happy birthday, Dad! Thank you for being the best father I could ask for.
Dad, you're not just my father, you're my mentor and my friend. I'm so grateful for everything you've done for me. Happy Birthday!
Who said you can't teach an old dog new tricks? Happy birthday dad!
When I was little, I thought my dad was a superhero. Now that I'm older, I know you are! Thanks for all your patience. It's time to celebrate!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Thanks for being mine! Happy birthday to the corniest joker.
Dad, you took care of me every day for eighteen years. Now here's a card to show my appreciation!
Happy birthday, Dad! Thank you for only embarrassing me a little when I was growing up.
Happy birthday, Dad! I promise to always respect you, even when I grow taller.
Happy birthday, Dad. When I grow up, I want to be just like you (but hopefully with more hair!).
Don't count the years, Dad—count the hairs left on your head!
Happy birthday, Pops. I'd tell you a dad joke, but I don't have kids—that would be a faux pa!
Dad, on your birthday, I wanted to give you something funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me. You're welcome, and happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dad! They say with age comes wisdom, so you must be the wisest person I know. Or maybe you just forgot how old you are!
Dad, you're not old, you're just a classic! Like a fine wine or a vintage car. Here's to another year of being timeless. Happy Birthday!
I've always felt so lucky to have a dad like you. Today is yours!
Wishing the coolest dad in the world a happy birthday.
My dad is my superman, so I hope you have a super birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! You gave me so many wonderful birthdays growing up, so now it's my turn.
Happy birthday, Dad! You have no clue how much I look up to you.
Happy birthday to the kindest, most courageous dad I know! Thanks for being you.
A dad like you deserves a great birthday. Here's to you and all you've accomplished!
Happy birthday to the best dad in the world! I don't know where I'd be without you.