As you celebrate another trip around the sun, don’t forget to count your blessings. Happy birthday, son!
It’s hard to believe you’re an adult. Especially since you still whine like a baby! Happy birthday, son.
Wow, we’re starting to run out of space on the cake with all these candles! You’re turning into an old man. Happy birthday!
Since you’re an adult now, does that mean you can now pay us back for all the expenses you’ve incurred during childhood?
As a thank you for all those sleepless nights I had when you were a baby, I think I'll repay the favor with drumming lessons in your living room. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Party hard, but not too hard — I hear hangovers get worse with age.
You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Happy birthday!
I suppose it’s too late to return you to sender, right? OK, I guess I’ll keep you! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the child who tested my patience. I think you won because eventually it ran out.
May all your birthday wishes come true — except the illegal ones. Happy birthday!
Seriously, finding a gift for you gets harder and harder every year. This year I’ve finally found the best one yet: nothing. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the person who couldn’t wait to be an adult. How does it feel now?
I wouldn’t trade you for the world. Well, maybe if the price is right! At any rate, happy birthday, son!
I should be the one getting presents today. After all, I’m the one who gave you life! Happy birthday!
May all your wishes come true today and every day. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re one in a melon.
Who said cake isn’t a food group? It is on your birthday — so, enjoy!
Congrats on another year of managing to keep yourself alive!
Happy birthday, son! The world is a better place because you’re in it!
Let’s eat cake! Happy birthday to the sweetest gift I’ve ever received.
You’re my everything! Wishing you a happy and memorable birthday!
Wishing my fun and forever boisterous boy a fabulous birthday!
Happy cake day!
Happy birthday to the one who made me the proudest parent on earth!
I can’t wait to celebrate with you today. Happy birthday!
You’ll always be my baby. Wishing you a fantastic birthday!
Today should be declared a national holiday because on this day a king was born! Happy birthday, son.
You’re the biggest ray of light in our entire family. Happy birthday to my beloved son!
Let’s hear it for my boy! Happy birthday, son!
Happy birthday to the most thoughtful soul I know!
Happy birthday, to my one and only son!
To my angelic daughter: happiest of birthdays to a true angel who makes every day a little bit of heaven.
Happy birthday, precious daughter. Thank you for allowing me to see the world through your eyes. You showed me colors I didn't know existed in the rainbow. You add breathtaking beauty to every day life.
It would take a book to write how much you mean to me, daughter. So, on your birthday, I'll just say, "You are amazing."
Happy birthday, sweet daughter. You went from precious to pretty to perfect. You become even more perfect with every passing year. How did I get so lucky?
On your birthday, I want you to know how proud you make me. There is no one in this solar system as unique as my daughter.
Having a daughter like you couldn't make me prouder to be a parent. You are a brave little ray of sunshine that makes this world a better place to be. Happy birthday.
Nothing can compare to the joy of having you as my daughter. With every one of your birthdays, I wonder how I got so lucky as a parent.
Thank you for being my daughter. You inspire me every day to be a better person. Happy birthday.
Even the sun doesn't compare to the brilliance of your birthday smile, my gorgeous daughter.
My daughter's birthday is magical. It's impossible to stop smiling.
Cake, presents, and a lot of fab make a perfect birthday for a daughter.
Cake tastes that much better when you share it with your daughter on her birthday.
The world sparkles on a daughter's birthday.
Happy birthday to the most beautiful and graceful daughter.
Birthdays are like days where glitter is added. A daughter's birthday is like a happy little glitter explosion.
Someone sweet, cute, brave, and loving has a birthday. That someone is you. I love you, my daughter.
All a parent ever wants is a strong, independent daughter. You get closer to my dream with every birthday.
