Funny Birthday Wishes

These fully funny birthday wishes will make a good laugh and make the birthday celebration even more memorable!

Happy birthday to the flyest dad around. I love you with all my heart and then some!
Dad, you're not just my father, you're my friend. Here's to many more years of making memories together. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to my biggest supporter!
Happy birthday, Mom! Thanks for meeting Dad or else this would have gone a whole lot differently!
Wishing the happiest birthday to the woman who can literally read my mind. How does she do it? The world may never know.
Happy birthday to the one person who can get me and my siblings to stop bickering!
Happy birthday to the one person who can get me and my siblings to stop bickering!
Whenever someone asks about my fabulous personality, cooking, style, and smarts, I tell them, "I got it from my mama!"
Happiest of birthdays to the woman who got me through middle/high school. Sorry for all the stress!
Happy birthday, Mama. Don't party too hard tonight!
Happy birthday, old-timer! I was going to plan a surprise, but I didn't want to bring your blood pressure up!
Mother dearest, you're terrible at this whole aging thing—can you at least *try* to look older?
Don't let aging get you down, Mom. You won't be able to get back up again!
You're never going to get "old" are you? Keep on dancing, queen!
Remember your curfew! Happy birthday, Mom.
Another year older, but definitely not another year wiser!
To a fashion icon: I've truly learned from the best. Happy birthday, Mom!
Thank you for always being there for me, even when I'm a pain. Happy Birthday, Mom.
Today, we celebrate you for all of the amazing things you have brought into this world—including me!
Happy birthday, Mom. May we drive each other crazy for years to come!
You've made my life what it is today... literally!
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat cake. Enjoy!
You know you're getting old when the candles on your cake start to cost more than the cake itself. Happy birthday!
Aging is like a fine wine; it only gets better with time. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on reaching an age when your back goes out more than you do. May your birthday be filled with joy and pain-free dancing!
On your birthday, let's remember something important: It’s better to be a year older than a month late. Cheers to more years of fun and laughter!
Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to, and may your cake be as sweet as the fake birthday wishes!
Birthdays are like golfing – it’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy Birthday! Let's forget the age part and focus on the fun.
Happy Birthday! They say wisdom comes with age. Does that mean you’re the wisest person I know now? Or just the oldest?
Here's to another year of questionable life decisions and laughable moments! May you have the best birthday yet, you vintage person!
Wishing you a day filled with laughter and joy. After all, you're not old, you're just... older. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit. A few more wrinkles might have shown up this year!