Funny Birthday Wishes

These fully funny birthday wishes will make a good laugh and make the birthday celebration even more memorable!

Happy birthday, Pops. I'd tell you a dad joke, but I don't have kids—that would be a faux pa!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be! Happy birthday from your #1 fan!
Happy birthday down there! Sorry, I got taller than you this year.
Happy birthday! I'm pretty sure I'm the favorite child, but since it's your special day, I won't put you on the spot! 
Dad, on your birthday, I wanted to give you something funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me. You're welcome, and happy birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dad! They say with age comes wisdom, so you must be the wisest person I know. Or maybe you just forgot how old you are!
Dad, you're not old, you're just a classic! Like a fine wine or a vintage car. Here's to another year of being timeless. Happy Birthday!
Time to give you the spotlight! You are the best, so have the best birthday.
Happy birthday to the smartest, strongest, most dedicated, devoted man I know!
Who knew there could be such a dynamic child-parent duo? Now, let's celebrate you!
I've always felt so lucky to have a dad like you. Today is yours!
To the guy who always exceeds expectations: I can't wait to see what this year brings you.
Thanks for loving me unconditionally. Today, we celebrate you!
Wishing the coolest dad in the world a happy birthday.
I am so proud to be your child. Have a sweet birthday!
Happy birthday to my old man! Will you slow down a bit now?
My dad is my superman, so I hope you have a super birthday!
Here's to another year of this journey of life with you! Have the best day.
Happy birthday, Dad! You gave me so many wonderful birthdays growing up, so now it's my turn.
Happiest of birthdays! I hope you spend the week doing your favorite things with the people you love.
Here's to my old man! He's smart, good-looking, and has a sense of humor? We really lucked out!
Happy birthday, Dad! You have no clue how much I look up to you.
Happy birthday to my greatest inspiration in life. I love you!
Wishing you a birthday surrounded by love, laughter, and joy. You're my favorite.
I'm so proud to have a father like you. Cheers to the best!
Happy birthday to the kindest, most courageous dad I know! Thanks for being you.
A dad like you deserves a great birthday. Here's to you and all you've accomplished!
Happy birthday to the best dad in the world! I don't know where I'd be without you.
Today, we celebrate the guy who keeps us all together. Happy birthday!
Thanks for being my rock and my shelter. Happy birthday, Pops.
Happy birthday, Dad! I love you to the moon and back.
Happy Birthday to the man who has always been there for me. I love you, Dad!