Funny Birthday Wishes

These fully funny birthday wishes will make a good laugh and make the birthday celebration even more memorable!

Another year, another reason to remind you that you’re stuck with me for life, mom. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday. You’re as old as you are brilliant. Which is both good news and bad.
Having me as your son is the greatest gift you could wish for. Happy Birthday!
Mom, you’re the glue that holds our family together… and the duct tape that keeps us from falling apart! Happy birthday!
Here’s to the woman who taught me that laughter is the best medicine… especially when it comes to embarrassing family stories! Happy birthday, Mom!
Mom, you’re like a fine wine – you only get better with age! Cheers to you on your special day!
Happy birthday, Mom! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your smiles and your gray hairs by your golden memories!
Mom, you’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value! Happy birthday to the queen of our hearts!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. Heres to another year of growth and making us all groan from your dad jokes. Happy Birthday!
I have a really good airplane joke I want to share, but I think it might go over your head… get it? I hope you have a great birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! May your dad jokes be as cringe-worthy as ever, and your barbecue skills be unmatched!
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, so I guess that’s why I’m so darn funny! Thanks for the genes, Dad! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that socks and sandals are a fashion statement… or at least a statement!
Dad, you’re not old; you’re a classic! Have a vintage birthday filled with joy and laughter!
They say wisdom comes with age. Well, Dad, you must be the wisest person I know… or just the most experienced at napping!
Happy birthday, Dad! Here’s to another year of you pretending to understand technology!
Dad, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my superhero, just with a bit more dad jokes! Happy birthday!
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music.
They say age is just a number. Well, in that case, let’s party like it’s 1999… or maybe 1899!
Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines!
Another year older, but definitely not wiser. Let’s make some questionable decisions together! Happy birthday!
Aging is inevitable. Maturity, on the other hand, is optional. Cheers to being forever young!
Just remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re simply standing at the peak of awesomeness! Happy birthday!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy budget-friendly birthday!
Remember when birthdays were all about cake and presents? Well, guess what? It still is! Let’s celebrate!
Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday!
Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still younger than the dinosaurs. Have a prehistoric birthday!
Age is just a number. Unfortunately for you, that number is getting bigger today. Happy birthday, anyway!
Wow, we’re starting to run out of space on the cake with all these candles! You’re turning into an old man. Happy birthday!
As a thank you for all those sleepless nights I had when you were a baby, I think I'll repay the favor with drumming lessons in your living room. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the child who tested my patience. I think you won because eventually it ran out.
Seriously, finding a gift for you gets harder and harder every year. This year I’ve finally found the best one yet: nothing. Happy birthday!